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Mike's Application [Mar. 24th, 2004|07:14 pm]
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coolMS900: so why don't you ever wanna hang out with me?!?!?!
Ever 1so1 Sweet: me??
Ever 1so1 Sweet: pfffffff its u
coolMS900: hehe well you never ask me too
Ever 1so1 Sweet: cause ur always way too busy
coolMS900: haha well baseball, but any other time..i think i know why?!!
coolMS900: im not part of the " emo light cult" thingy right?
Ever 1so1 Sweet: yeah you discovered the truth
Ever 1so1 Sweet: you have me naked now
Ever 1so1 Sweet: lol
coolMS900: yea i knew it
coolMS900: its all good dude
Ever 1so1 Sweet: nut much i can do about it
Ever 1so1 Sweet: sry
coolMS900: not much to do about what?
Ever 1so1 Sweet: about u not being bpart of the great ELC
coolMS900: o yea i know that, who actually made it?
Ever 1so1 Sweet: me
Ever 1so1 Sweet: :-)
coolMS900: o
Ever 1so1 Sweet: to be a member you actuallyy have to apply, hang out in probation, make a song on the spot and if we want u to join take a piss in the foggy woods
Ever 1so1 Sweet: but its never foggy anymore
Ever 1so1 Sweet: so it wont be possible for a long time
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Ant, Chris n I did it
coolMS900: ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: if u wanna be part, you have to worship the god of fog
Ever 1so1 Sweet: to give us a foggy day or something
coolMS900: yea, what about piara, gen what did they do?'
coolMS900: yea ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: they arent part
Ever 1so1 Sweet: they're just ELC honoraries, but they aint got it cause they didnt piss
coolMS900: it says it in the community
Ever 1so1 Sweet: gen made an awesome song tho
coolMS900: o
Ever 1so1 Sweet: so that got her some emo points
Ever 1so1 Sweet: youre jewish so youre off to a bad start
Ever 1so1 Sweet: lol jk
coolMS900: yea its all good dude i understand
Ever 1so1 Sweet: first part of application
Ever 1so1 Sweet: whats the song youve cried the most too
Ever 1so1 Sweet: to*
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coolMS900: ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: answer
coolMS900: something corporate- i won't make you
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ::chuckles::
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ok
coolMS900: what?
coolMS900: lol
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ill submit that for review
coolMS900: ok
coolMS900: thats the application?
Ever 1so1 Sweet: another Q
coolMS900: k
Ever 1so1 Sweet: would you have sex with chris?
coolMS900: if i was a girl ..yes!!
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ok, next question
Ever 1so1 Sweet: peaches or bananas?
coolMS900: banans
Ever 1so1 Sweet: bad bad... bad choice
Ever 1so1 Sweet: hmmm
Ever 1so1 Sweet: how about grapes or blueberries?
coolMS900: o to you it is
coolMS900: grapes
Ever 1so1 Sweet: wtf!!!!
Ever 1so1 Sweet: whats wrong with you!!!
coolMS900: nuttin..that s what i lie
coolMS900: like*
coolMS900: i like them all but if i had to pick
coolMS900: that s what id chose
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ok listen
Ever 1so1 Sweet: one question
Ever 1so1 Sweet: that relates
coolMS900: ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: whats the Cradle State for Emo people worldwide?
Ever 1so1 Sweet: whats the birth state of emo
coolMS900: New Jersey
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Good job, now look back to the other question
Ever 1so1 Sweet: NJ is the blueberry capital of the US whats wrong with you for gods sake!!!
Ever 1so1 Sweet: you dissapoint me mike
coolMS900: nuttin it was a hard pic
Ever 1so1 Sweet: you really do
coolMS900: yea its ok..i hear it all the time..so its ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: alright ok im being to tough on you
Ever 1so1 Sweet: im sorry
Ever 1so1 Sweet: see, thats part of the emo love, being able to recognize your errors
coolMS900: nah don'tbe sry
Ever 1so1 Sweet: last question
coolMS900: ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: what do you think of when I say "Indian Summer"?
coolMS900: umm..give me a sec
coolMS900: peaceful summer?
Ever 1so1 Sweet: alright... thanks for completing the pre aplication
Ever 1so1 Sweet: well get back to u shortly
Ever 1so1 Sweet: btw, Indian Summer is one of the Mother Bands of Emo of all time
coolMS900: o i didnt know that
Ever 1so1 Sweet: bigest influence for most emo/emcore/screamo bands of all time
Ever 1so1 Sweet: just to broaden your knowledge
Ever 1so1 Sweet: btw this is going in my journal...funny as hell :D
Ever 1so1 Sweet: thanks for you cooperation
Ever 1so1 Sweet: any last words/pleas?
coolMS900: k thanx..im gonna listen to them in a few
coolMS900: downl;oad or something
coolMS900: when will i know the results?..and what is the actuall test?
coolMS900: application*
Ever 1so1 Sweet: soon... soon enough
Ever 1so1 Sweet: patience, thats another emo quality
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Oh I forgot 1 thing
coolMS900: k i was just askin dude
coolMS900: ok
Ever 1so1 Sweet: give me in 1 sentence the most emo phrase you could eversay
Ever 1so1 Sweet: you as a person
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ill give you 10 seconds
Ever 1so1 Sweet: 5 left
Ever 1so1 Sweet: I apologize
Ever 1so1 Sweet: my computer malfunctioned
Ever 1so1 Sweet: so the last question is in fact 2 questions in 1
coolMS900: its kol
coolMS900: ok
coolMS900: shoot it
Ever 1so1 Sweet: 1st part, fill in the rest
coolMS900: k
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Would someone please call a surgeon that can.....
Ever 1so1 Sweet: 5 seconds
Ever 1so1 Sweet: 4
Ever 1so1 Sweet: 3
coolMS900: fix my life
Ever 1so1 Sweet: 2
Ever 1so1 Sweet: eeeeeeeeeeeee ran outa time
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ill take that as your final answer
Ever 1so1 Sweet: and the second part is
Ever 1so1 Sweet: say the emoest phrase ever
coolMS900: it was my final..hehe
Ever 1so1 Sweet: that will move my heart
coolMS900: i did already
Ever 1so1 Sweet: what is it?
coolMS900: i cry myself to sleep thinking of you
Ever 1so1 Sweet: no lyrics allower
coolMS900: thats not..i just thought abou tit
Ever 1so1 Sweet: mkay.. that was a good one
coolMS900: thanx
Ever 1so1 Sweet: okay ill submit this along with your picture and your name Michael Spielman
coolMS900: spielmanN***
coolMS900: hehe
Ever 1so1 Sweet: haha
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Good try
Ever 1so1 Sweet: not quite enough tho
Ever 1so1 Sweet: lol just kidding
Ever 1so1 Sweet: alright im gonna go cook the most favored food by emoboys
Ever 1so1 Sweet: you know what that is?
coolMS900: hehe
coolMS900: i don't think so
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Tacos
Ever 1so1 Sweet: Also Afferent's official food
coolMS900: omg i was thinnking that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
coolMS900: yea i know
Ever 1so1 Sweet: lol
Ever 1so1 Sweet: ok late
coolMS900: l8r dude
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